unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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happywater:

skypestripper:

its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute

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maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

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svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

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hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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sextrated:

whenever you see a hot person you act like you don’t notice them meanwhile you are screaming inside 

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