If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors. Unknown  (via wolf-cub) 439,647 notes
I want all my secrets back six word story (via velvet-plats) 290,031 notes

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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oknope:

do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

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